I’ve got a call into Ripley…
Yes, I take pictures of myself in mirrors like a silly teenager.
Mostly because there were no handy cell phones to do that with when I was a teen.
Or cameras.
Or mirrors.
Just me and my pet pterodactyl…
My 9-year-old did this to a giant stuffed turkey in our house…
He even made it a lefty like him!?!?!?!
I think I’m gonna start sleeping with my bedroom door locked.
Truthful Tuesday
My maiden name is Emhoff.
I have an uncle named Jack.
I wish I was kidding, but I can’t make this shit up.
So THAT there, folks, explains a LOT about my family and why I am the way I am.
At least that’s my excuse. What’s yours?
Look what I gave myself for my 40th birthday! (the tat, not the boobs).
I think it goes quite well with a mid-life crisis and several shades of crazy.
I have a confession to make…I LOVE to roller skate.
Not just a leisurely skate, but a fast & furious, balls-to-the-wall skate.
Cheesy ‘80’s music helps too.
I go at least once a week.
This is me last night before I got too sweaty.
Thinking of trying out for the roller derby team.
I’m the oldest person out there by at least double, but ask me how many fucks I give about that. The answer will be none. :)
